Warning! Cyber Monday is upon us!
Once a year the cyber bots and wifi whackadoodles combine and conspire in an effort to overwhelm computer systems, overrun email inboxes, and disrupt civilization as we know it.
The onerous onslaught of email invitations can be overwhelming. But never fear! Here at HomeGrown Herbalist, we have been researching solutions for the stresses of information overload and rampant cyber sale announcements.
We recommend two strategies. First of all, secure some appropriate headgear to prevent wifi-induced mind control to make you buy stuff that you really don’t need. Tinfoil is best but aluminum foil is adequate in a pinch. After donning your protective hat, proceed to HomeGrownHerbalist.net. Where you can disappear for hours in a warm, comforting herbal environment reading blog articles, watching entertaining videos, and learning wonderful, fun things.
We’ve also strategically placed lots of buttons on the website that say “Add to Cart”. Clicking these buttons has been scientifically proven to cause a calming surge of endorphins and neurotransmitters in the brain to decrease the stress of not buying a bazillion things on all those crazy Cyber Monday Sale websites.
If you really want an escape, click the “Add to Cart” button on the page describing the HomeGrown Herbalist School of Botanical Medicine. That button opens the door to a plethora of wondrous opportunities that could occupy your mind all winter. Then, when spring comes, you’ll know what all the little green fellows popping out of the ground are and what they’re good for. Fun! By the way, clicking that particular button right now is a particularly good idea because on January 1st the price for the school is going to be raised.
Following the steps above is sure to help you successfully survive today’s cyber assaults. And always remember; HomeGrownHerbalist.net is here for you!
Have a great day!
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We always enjoy your wonderful sense of humour:) Thanks for the wealth of information/knowledge that you share with us!
Oh, Doc Jones, I just had a heart felt cry right along with you! So much to be grateful for, our “cups” do overfloweth! The same for me this Thanksgiving: sweet grandchildren, smart capable children, loving friends and community, bountiful healthy herbs and foods, shared knowledge and laughter, and unlimited blessings amongst the hardships of living. I am so thankful for You!
You always make me laugh! I really like following you because not only are you knowledgeable about herbs and their uses, but you are funny! I love a person that is humorous.
I love your adorable grandchildren! You are so blessed.
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Prescription for the holidays: Read (at least) one Doc Jones post every day.
For you and yours,
Take care, stay safe & well.
T.
Wonderful video. Blessings to you and your precious family!
Hahaha. Doc, your wisdom has met up with your wit, and, I could be wrong about this, bit it appears you have become the very threat you are warning against.
I read all your blog posts and love each one. I am a student of you famous home grown school of botanical medicine, and really wanted to work at least 1 module a week when I first began January last year. Then life and the viral world threw me some curve balls knocking all my plans to the back of the line. Can’t wait to get going a little stronger learning all the wonders of the medicinal plant world in 2022.
Life is a journey not a race. Enjoy the school at any pace you’d like. You’ll have access for life. :0)